Kilbirnie
My Grandmother Standing at the window back, Playing solitaire Watching all the cars move by Without a worldly care No wifi box, nor mobile phone, No longing in her eyes A peaceful soul, that Love enfolds Watching the day's sunrise A greeted smile, with teapot on When e'er someone did call Tales of yesterday were spun Until the night did fall And then arrived my grandpa home "Came aff the 2 tae 10" With dinner made she would persuade Some chores before his bed Just like the Queen of Hearts, she played The cards she knew and dealt We were appointed knaves and Jacks And served her kingdom well But woe the man who dared to say Or challenge her kingdom For with one stare or deathly glare was banished e'er so soon